Win7 is fast, I've had no problems with it.
Reposting this with an important addition from John:
IE is great!!!
Here's why:
-It only takes 1-2 years to load a webpage
-It's easy on your computer, and hogs lots of RAM
-It comes with Windows, everyone's favorite OS!
-It has an E button!!! That makes it the internet!!!
-It's closed-source and has no add-ons!!!
-It's from microsoft, the company who made the wor- best OS ever!!!!!
-I hat- enjoy using it...
-It's so friggen popular at school, and everybody ha- loves school!
-It's definitely stu- cool!
-And the best part: IE was designed to crash! The crashing feature works perfectly and will make your browsing easier!
-Grannies love IE, so you know IE must be cool!