Your help in translating MegaGlest is much appreciated.
http://www.noob.us/humor/extreme-rice/
What i`ve noticed is that the souther you go, the more screaming is it in the humour, atleast in norse we have only humorous with people doing really weird things, that you might consider not so funny. I don`t know what kind of humour you have in Canada though..
The problem with that is that the graphite can get in the machinery. That normally wouldn't be a problem, but when you're in zero gravity and dealing with extremely precise gadgets, it can be a problem. (I really don't think it was $12 billion either.)
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.“And what do you deduce from that?”Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?”Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Quote from: John.d.h on 15 June 2010, 20:00:32The problem with that is that the graphite can get in the machinery. That normally wouldn't be a problem, but when you're in zero gravity and dealing with extremely precise gadgets, it can be a problem. (I really don't think it was $12 billion either.)Please tell me that was sarcasm! It's a joke after all!
Omega: Love the first one But I don't get the second, why dose it keep saying bullet???
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.â€â€œI see millions and millions of stars, Holmes†replies Watson.“And what do you deduce from that?â€Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?â€Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!†he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!â€
Yes eliminator, what about it?
It is not every day, still close, but it is not every day.the last pci posted by Omega, i rerlate to it, it happens everyday, it helps me imgine, and i write about it at school and get A+anyoen watched black hawk down? amazing movie...sad too..
