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« Reply #925 on: 14 February 2010, 18:35:17 »
Posting is a great way to raise your post count?  What a concept. ::)
lol!  :D

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« Reply #926 on: 14 February 2010, 20:25:42 »
What I meant was posting random crap here >.>

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« Reply #927 on: 14 February 2010, 23:03:00 »
You don't post to get your post count up, (I am starting a argument to get my post count up  :D)
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« Reply #928 on: 14 February 2010, 23:33:48 »
La la la la la la!!!

Oh hi guys, just getting my post count up.... :D
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« Reply #929 on: 15 February 2010, 01:15:40 »
You people are all alike.  :D

Hey, I have an idea. Let's have a joke contest! Doesn't everyone love jokes. Nobody really cares who wins as long as they get a crack out of it!

God and the Scientist
One day a scientist came up to god and said, "We don't need you anymore god. We can now do everything you can do. We can even breath life into dirt to make humans like you did."
So god says, "Oh yeah, show me."
The scientist starts to reach down to grab a handful of dirt but god stops him.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get your own dirt!"


The smiths decide to use a surrogate father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" 
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we 
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"


Guy trying to console his friend
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife
in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."


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« Reply #930 on: 15 February 2010, 04:39:32 »
You got a spelling mistake..

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« Reply #931 on: 15 February 2010, 05:58:54 »
Hmm... good thing this forum doesn't have an off-topic section... ::)
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« Reply #932 on: 15 February 2010, 14:50:32 »
Joke ratings:
(1=bad
10=good)

(God and the Scientist): 9/10

(The smiths decide to use a surrogate father): 10/10
Comment: Absolutely hilarious, who ever thought that one up. :D

(Guy trying to console his friend): 5/10
Comment: Didn't find that so hilarious as the others...... :P
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« Reply #933 on: 15 February 2010, 20:27:58 »
You don't need smiley's on the end of every sentence lol

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« Reply #934 on: 15 February 2010, 21:13:57 »
Does it really matter? ;D :P ::) :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

HI dere, just gettin' me post count up! :P 8) ;D :D

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« Reply #935 on: 15 February 2010, 21:15:19 »
Stop getin ur post count up....  ::)
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« Reply #936 on: 16 February 2010, 01:31:51 »
Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University

    * He had only one major publication.
    * It was in Hebrew.
    * It had no reference.
    * It wasn't published in a referenced journal.
    * Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.
    * It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
    * His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
    * The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
    * He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
    * When one experiment went wrong he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
    * When the subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
    * He rarely comes to class, just tells students to read the book.
    * Some say he had his son teach the class.
    * He expelled his first two students for learning.
    * Although there are only ten requirements, most students fail his tests.
    * His office hours are infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

Yea, I pretty much completely C&Ped this from here.

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« Reply #937 on: 16 February 2010, 16:03:50 »
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but  forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the  morning  of  the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel  food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack up for Scout camp.

When  she took the cake from the oven, the center had  dropped flat and  the cake was horribly disfigured and she exclaimed, "Oh  dear, there is not  time to bake another cake!" This cake was important to   Alice   because  she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in  her new  community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the  house  for something to build up the center of The cake.. She  found it in the  bathroom  - a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look  beautiful, it  looked perfect. And, before she left the house to drop the  cake by the  church  and head for work, Alice woke her daughter and gave  her some  money  and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the  moment it  opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home. When  the  daughter  arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake
had  already been sold.  Amanda grabbed her cell phone &  called her mom..

Alice  was horrified-she was beside herself! Everyone would  know! What would  they think? She would be ostracized, talked about,  ridiculed!   All  night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people  pointing  fingers  at her and talking about her behind her  back.
 

The  next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to  think about  the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home  of a fellow church member and try to have a good time.   

She did not  really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more  than  once  had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a  single  parent  and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa , but  having  already RSVP'd , she couldn't think of a believable excuse to  stay  home..   

The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper  crust old  south  and to Alice 's horror, the cake in question was  presented for dessert!   Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!  She  started  out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but  before  she  could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "what a  beautiful  cake!"   Alice , still stunned, sat back in her chair when she  heard the  hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I  baked  it  myself."

 

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« Reply #938 on: 16 February 2010, 22:09:26 »
 :D
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« Reply #939 on: 18 February 2010, 07:42:48 »
Bible > Koran FYI

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« Reply #940 on: 18 February 2010, 08:16:06 »

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« Reply #941 on: 18 February 2010, 08:49:17 »
Funny.  ;D   ::)

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« Reply #942 on: 18 February 2010, 15:23:36 »
I found this post in this thread by chance

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I found this :)

http://www.turbosquid.com/Search/Artists/tucho?referral=tucho

maybe, but what I wanted to show is that they sell something thats available for free :)

I know this post is quite old, but I want to make it clear that those models are not the same that the ones available for free. The Turbosquid models have a improved skinning and are animated, and the ones available for free are only the mesh and texture and the license is different too.

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« Reply #943 on: 18 February 2010, 19:06:26 »
Who's that? Welcome back!!

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« Reply #944 on: 18 February 2010, 19:15:23 »
Titi, he posted not long ago in another topic, I read all of them so I saw it. ;D
Hey Tucho, you started to make a really cool military mod, what stopped you? :(
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« Reply #945 on: 18 February 2010, 21:17:18 »
Yeah the military mod, I think he is lazy atm or doing something else or still working on it

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« Reply #946 on: 18 February 2010, 22:20:35 »
Hi guys

The military mod is cancelled, I stopped the work on it because I was very bussy and after I lost part of the work that I made for the mod when one of my disks crashed. Nowadays I don't have time to make mods, so I think this mod never be released. I'm sorry.  

After that we (the Glest Team) began to work on a web game based on the glest universe, but we stopped the development because some of us are really bussy too, here you can see some artwork that I made for this projet.
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« Reply #947 on: 19 February 2010, 00:55:06 »

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« Reply #948 on: 19 February 2010, 05:12:01 »
very nice, tucho!

you work for Ubisoft?

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« Reply #949 on: 19 February 2010, 06:48:02 »
After that we (the Glest Team) began to work on a web game based on the glest universe, but we stopped the development because some of us are really bussy too, here you can see some artwork that I made for this projet.

Took me a couple of minutes to find, but the link to the thread those pictures are from is at the top right of the page, here's a link for the lazy amongst you,
http://www.zbrushcentral.com/showthread.php?s=befef40743081ae86fc56c5e931fb87e&t=70802

That's some truly awesome work Tucho!
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