Glest Story Creator.

[Omega]

Then, with a whimsical grin, the old man told him everything.

NEXT (This should be good)!

[Kung Fu Panda]

'long time ago.....' the wizard began...
wait a minute! This wizard guy is the same guy as that scout of the cavemen who wandered off right? if yes, ... *^{sorry for the interruption-we are experiencing technical difficulties}lol

NEXT!! 

[-Archmage-]

I came.....from a land fffaaaaaarrrrr fffffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr away, that land was attack long ago by the shadow lord, now it is a powerful evil fortress, none dare go near it now.

[ElimiNator]

And I was captured for a time and my power striped from me, But I escaped to the wilderness and slowly am regaining my power.
But said the boy why am I here?   

NEXT

[Kung Fu Panda]

'You are here for a very noble and extraordinary purpose boy' starts the old wizard...
'It was said long ago that the shadow being will grow mischievous and will be straightened by a power from the skies..
the monsters you met with in the jungle were part of the mischief they created son. You had felt a strange feeling upon seeing them - this was that. It is in your destiny that you eliminate the shadows along with all their mischief. But all that when you grow up son you are not ready now. I shall protect you from all that shall befall you to the best of my ability but I, being a mortal have limits - unlike you. You are not a mere mortal you are a superhuman, sent from the heavens and that is why the monsters wanted to eliminate you the moments they saw you... I have much more to tell you - but it is enough for today. You must go and get some rest for you aren't mature enough when you shall need no sleep and no food...'

NEXT

[-Archmage-]

But where do I sleep? said the boy.......over there the old man replied, pointing his wrinkly finger.
The boy looked behind him as he walked toward where the old man had pointed, just out of curiousity............he looked ahead and just as he did he made direct contect with a stone wall. He got very mad, for the old man was laughing, the boy swung his fist at the wall being suprised as his hand broke through it without injury.........

NEXT!

[Kung Fu Panda]

'Now you see what I was talkin about don't ya son?' the old man said
'Kinda...' replied the boy tiredly 'OK then I'm gonna sleep-but what about you? aren't you gonna sleep?'
'I told you before son, all talk tomorrow'
before the old man had finished his sentence, the boy had dozed off...

NEXT

[Omega]

When he woke up, the house was very quiet. He was very surprised to see the old man staring up at him. The boy wondered how long he'd been sitting there.
"It's time to begin your training, young one," spoke the old man.
"Training?"

NEXT

[ElimiNator]

"Yes you need to know the ways of creatures and how to eliminate (This is where I come in ) them," "Ok" said the boy entreatingly "where do I start?."

NEXT.

[Omega]

"Oh, don't be in such a rush, little one. You must have patient," spoke the elder in a slow voice.
Then the old man just sat there. He didn't move, and the boy didn't dare break the silence. Hours slowly past. Finally, it was nightfall, and the old man had not spoken yet.

NEXT!
Kind of like how Eldest (of the inheritance series, best books ever) goes, where eragon meets oromis. See if you can keep on THAT track!

[ElimiNator]

Then suddenly out of the corner of his eye the boy saw a wolf creeping up toward the old man!

NEXT!

[-Archmage-]

The boy willed himself to move but the old man stopped him, and held him where he was with magic, he said, "you must learn patience, and do not speak either, for in time you wi--" GAH!!! the man yelled as the wolf bit happily into the mans leg. The old man's magic grip had weakened, and the boy lunged for the wolf, he whacked it much harder then he had meant to, and had broken the wolfs neck.

NEXT.

[Omega]

Damn it! You just made wolves bad guys! Now I've gotta fix this. What would LINK do?!?
The wolve disappeared with a puff of black smoke, and the old man straightened. He told the boy how the wolve was an illusion crafted by his own magic.
"Always know the true intent of a being before you fight it," the man cautioned. "Even something that seems to kill for food isn't evil. They are doing what they must. Have you never eaten beef before? Before it was food for your pleasure, it was a living animal. Over time, you will learn not to eat meat. You can get all you need from plants. There is no need to make unneccessary animals suffer."

NEXT (and be nice!)

[-Archmage-]

No I like meat said the boy, but I eat it not often, and I was a good hunter, also I eat every last scrap of meat, as not to waste the food.

[Omega]

"It matter not, young one. You will learn to respect nature as it was created."

NEXT

[-Archmage-]

"No no no! I will hunt some meat, I'm not going to become a veggietaris" said the boy.
"That's vegetarians, my young boy, and you will learn to like veggies" said the wizard.
"But I WILL NOT, I simply WILL NOT" and with that he ran off into the woods, and came back an hour later with a small amount of fresh meat.
Happily he chewed on it until he was full, and then he offered the remains to the old man. The old man flicked his hand toward the remains, and they became the animal that they were before the boy ate a large portion of them.

[ElimiNator]

So the boy got up and punched the animal with all his might,! His hand went flying through the animal and struck a rock (Ouch   ).

NEXT.

[-Archmage-]

The rock smashed into bits, and he was left overbalanced, and fellover.

[Kung Fu Panda]

You guys are getting into the wrong concept - relying on just plants isn't that good for health either - I know this coz both my mom and dad are medical doctors.
Too much meat and too much plants are both bad for health. You need to have a balanced diet of them both to live healthily. There are proteins which you can find in plants that are not there in meat and vice-versa. Anyway...
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The second thing you must learn, young one is to control your anger. The strongest man is not he who wrestles others to the ground but he who controls his anger
crap am I sounding like a philosopher?

[Omega]

"Young one, do not look at this one sidedly. Over time, you will understand. You will learn to draw your strength from magic. Until then, I cannot teach you."

NEXT!
Has no one here read Eragon?!?

[-Archmage-]

"But-", said the boy, don't speak, just think it, maybe we can send thought to each other now..........

No I have not read Eragon.

[Kung Fu Panda]

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I saw the book, almost fainted by its sheer size and forgot to read it

[Omega]

The old man left the room, leaving the boy to ponder much...

NEXT!
It's the best book in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! I'm going to take a step out of line here and COMMAND you to read it or suffer a fate worse than death. I'll feed you to the Ra'zac (oh, wait, you haven't read the book, so you don't know what those are). Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!

[-Archmage-]

There are so many books
I have thought a book was the best book in the world, but I always found a better one.

But I'll read it, maybe.......

We are sorry, were experiencing technical difficulties, repairs underway, stand by.

[ElimiNator]

Omega Send me a link to some web page that has this book of yours and ill try to get it from the library.
If you dont do it soon Ill feed you to the Cleaners. 
                                                                                                                         
Well thought the boy at least I am really strong, I teach that old man a thing or two!