When I got to his office he was busy drinking a 44 ounce Coca Cola, with a 3 pounder cheese burger unwrapped and laying on the table by two empty one gallon buckets that had once contained fries and chicken nuggets, man, he ate a lot. Now that I thought of it that might explain the measly hospital food rations."Why, are you, *yum yum*, here, *slurp* again", he asked before belching."I'm here because....