The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Gabbe]

I say my prayers...And i know he hears them...I ask for guidance...And i feel his direction. I read his word...And i gain wisdom. I spread his message... and i feel him speaking through me. I get hurt...And he comforts me... I get confused...And he makes everything right again... I cannot see him with my eyes, i cannot hear him with my ears, I cannot touch him with my hands, I cannot proove him to you, but i know hes real...I know he loves me...And i know he can do anything...He is and always will be... My father, my friend, my partner, my creator, my god...And i have been touched...by his nudley appendance...He is...... The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (in capital letters thank you)



Proof of The Flying Spaghetti Monster:




After this you should be convinced that my god is real, he has shown up and is the ultimate answer to all questions...

FAQ

"Who created the universe?"

-The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

"When did The Flying Spaghetti Monster appear?"

-It has never been created, it has always been there and have left sign for us to look for everywere!

"You cannot proove him to me, how do you know he exists?"

-He is inside us all, you can feel him get swallowed into your body and heals you of diseases!

"You are ridicolous"

-I am just as ridicolous as the people belive in creation and christianity and any other kind of god for that sake..

[wyvern]

Lol
Great one Gabbe

[Gabbe]

no your kiddin, i thought this mgiht be fun to make, and i sound serious until the last of the fAQ right? 

[modman]

What people should see as apparent from the whole FSM thing is that many of theists' arguments work for this deity as well, because none of the deities have any more evidence than the next.

[softcoder]

No man needs to prove God, He takes care of that himself. No man needs to defend Him, He takes care of that too. I think there is no need to get so... angry or... needing to prove that God doesn't exist, if indeed He does not exist then let people find that out for themselves... unless you are formulating your own religion?

[wyvern]

God is impossible to prove or disprove

[-Archmage-]

God is impossible to prove or disprove

Ridiculous alarm!

You can't design a ladder without intelligence. For that matter, you can't design anything without intelligence.
Please explain where intelligence comes from.

Where did Human sentience come from?
If everything is physical material, then answering this question should be easy.

[@kukac@]

God used his intelligence to create things. Where did he gain his intelligence?

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From Chuck Norris

[Gabbe]

Of course not arch, but it wasn`t god, it was, The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[wyvern]

God used his intelligence to create things. Where did he gain his intelligence?

Great comment Kukac, and speaking of intelligence humans are not really so much superior to other animals, orcas train their young to hunt and even hamsters figure out how to escape given enough time(I know this because one of my own hamsters has repeatedly escaped), humans are support to the evolution theory that is somewhat random because out of thousands of creatures, only humans have independent thinking

[Gabbe]

mhm, how did humans come up with god?

[wyvern]

Because they have independent thinking but when they couldn't answer something they found an easy way to explain it,God

[Gabbe]

aimed at arch*

[John.d.h]

Because they have independent thinking

I think humans are the only animals arrogant enough to think that they have free will and independent thought.  Anyway, do we really need this many religious debate topics?  For crying out loud, people.

[Gabbe]

i was gone for like... 30 minutes, then people mass posted..

[wyvern]

I think humans are the only animals arrogant enough to think that they have free will and independent thought.  Anyway, do we really need this many religious debate topics?  For crying out loud, people. Roll Eyes

There are plenty of religious debate forums on the internet, so while I take part in the debates here, there should be a limit on religious debates on the glest forum

[modman]

God is impossible to prove or disprove

Ridiculous alarm!

You can't design a ladder without intelligence. For that matter, you can't design anything without intelligence.
Please explain where intelligence comes from.

Again you have made the assumption that evolutionists believe life was designed.  Obviously life does not exhibit optimal design, and therefore any designers could not have intentionally and benevolently created these organisms.  Blind spots are a simple example of this.

Where did Human sentience come from?

Who cares?  Since when do you think a debate is Q&A time?

Anyways, humans have not been able to reproduce any AI sentience.  AI programming is obviously an example of design, so where did your argument go?  You will never be able to demonstrate that sentience is a byproduct of something you can't show to exist in the first place.  I believe this is the purpose of the FSM, because you also cannot disprove any opinion that the FSM is responsible for sentience, ID, or your teleological argument.

If everything is physical material, then answering this question should be easy.

Well, answering isn't that difficult at all.  Answering correctly, though...

I would like to remark that naturalism has answered far more questions than your God Hypothesis has.  For example:

• The apparent movement of the Sun
• Disease
• Famine
• Natural disasters, especially extreme ones

[wyvern]

I agree with sir modman