Happy Birthday Omega!!!!! =D

[-Archmage-]

Happy birthday to you, can you make me an admin, so I can play around....., happy birthday to you!  

Just kidding dude, happy birthday.

Here's your present:

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Items inside:

-A check for 1 million dollars...............in imaginary money......
-A Windows Vista machine with lots of problems! (Oops sorry that's my Mom's computer, don't know how it got in here...)
-A little piece of paper
-1 penny
-A 100 dollar bill.......................................ripped into 100 pieces.......(to save you the trouble of splitting it into a bunch of ones)
-My electric bill for posting this......
-An extremely dusty invisible black crayon
-A picture of God(clothed)
-The cost of my groceries that keep me living so that I could post this.
-One free wish from a genie.......................................that doesn't exist anymore.....
-A living carpet(that hopefully won't try to trip you all the time)
-A cute little kitty.................................................made of clay
-A really fat pig................................................................with a horrible diet(to watch TV with!)
-A little card so small that it's barely larger than the Earth(courtesy of the giants up north)
-A massive card, reaching almost half the size of a germ!!!(courtesy of the germs that are constantly trying to eat you)
-And finally a card from me, to ....a Michael Hoffert.....hmmm....do you know a Michael Hoffert?

Hope you enjoy my humor, I know my humor sucks, but I try.

Seriously though, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Making a new topic!

[ultifd]

Well I was going to post in the other thread...about being OT and such
Happy early birthday for now, Omega... 
What is it? about 2 to 4 days from now? 
OK, guys, what's the big present...? (and girls) ...

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*planning*

*Planning*
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Nothing left to say for now... 
Cool cool cool, 16...Sweet 16? Like that show or...whatever?
OK
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[wyvern]

Happy birthday Omega

[Gabbe]

Happy birthday! hope you have a nice day! 

[ElimiNator]

Never saw a B day thig on the fourm before, 

Happy B day 

[Omega]

Well, thank you so much guys!

I'll now enjoy reading through your jokes like Arch's. Good one!

[@kukac@]

Happy Birthday!

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[-Archmage-]

I'll now enjoy reading through your jokes like Arch's. Good one! Laughing

Thanks.

[Omega]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Haha, thats a good one (for those who don't understand binary, 10 in binary = 2 in decimal form)


There is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+34 types of people in the world, those who can do basic math, and those who can't. For more fun: there is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+35 people in the world, those who can do math and see the answer is 3, and those who stupidly assume it's 2.

[Gabbe]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Haha, thats a good one (for those who don't understand binary, 10 in binary = 2 in decimal form)


There is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+34 types of people in the world, those who can do basic math, and those who can't. For more fun: there is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+35 people in the world, those who can do math and see the answer is 3, and those who stupidly assume it's 2.

??? i didn`t understand anything...oh well..im not a math genious...but now Omega prooved he`s one...

[ultifd]

There is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+34 types of people in the world, those who can do basic math, and those who can't. For more fun: there is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+35 people in the world, those who can do math and see the answer is 3, and those who stupidly assume it's 2.

Well, first of all... not is...are...  
then...I think I can do that math, cept I am really bad with the substitutes for math signs...   (computer substitutes...err..)
Funny   Somewhat...
Damm google...right click...
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So? 3 days?

My birthday comes in 3 days (mark your calendars, its an international holiday, so no school!). Didn't miss tooooo much though.

May 30th then...right?   or 31st...or 29th...it depends on the time zone and such...which can be confusing if you don't really know...    

[xxcatmysteryxx]

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY OMEGA. (Pie, Lamda, omega, and a bunch of other greek letters)

What you going to be 16? lucky 16.... best age ever!

There is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+34 types of people in the world, those who can do basic math, and those who can't. For more fun: there is 2^3/(4/2)-(3(3(2^2)))+35 people in the world, those who can do math and see the answer is 3, and those who stupidly assume it's 2.

383?

[-Archmage-]

Oooo, some math to do, why not blend in a bunch of algebra to make the answer harder?

[Omega]

2x * (dy/dx) + y = y2 * sqrt(x - (x2 * y2))
Better?

Of course, that's a very nasty question and has no real point (I should mention though, the answer is not 2, or 3, or any easy tiny number like that.

[xxcatmysteryxx]

2x * (dy/dx) + y = y2 * sqrt(x - (x2 * y2))
Better?

wow thats so much hard um..... the anwser is .... idk

[Gabbe]

* is multiple?

sqrt is what?

...

it hink i can figure that out...btw what is 45 + 40 + 15?

[Omega]

* = Multiply
/ = Divide
+ = Ok, ok, you get the picture
sqrt = sqrts, which are inserted in brackets as though it were a programming statement (ie: log1(x)).

45+40+15 = 454,015

[Gabbe]

* = Multiply
/ = Divide
+ = Ok, ok, you get the picture
sqrt = sqrts, which are inserted in brackets as though it were a programming statement (ie: log1(x)).

45+40+15 = 454,015

I bow before your superior intelligence...

[wyvern]

I hate math , but I admit Omega your a wiz.

[Gabbe]

I hate math , but I admit Omega your a wiz.

you do realize this: 45+40+15 = 454,015

is the same as: grass + human = grasshuman

[wyvern]

yep! , I meant the previous problems that one was kinda dumb

[Omega]

I hate math , but I admit Omega your a wiz.

Hmm... I don't know the answer to that question either. 

But I'll still take the "wiz" compliment, thank you very much.

[Gabbe]

lmao, can`t answer but compliment accepted.. wierd

[-Archmage-]

I'll do the math..........

[Gabbe]

suuure....I`ll wait for you...to get done...might take some time... joking