What do you say?
I copied what you wrote and made a few changes.
New Models: |-2:none||0:few||1: some||2: most/all|
Model Quality: |-1:crap||1:tolerable||2:good||4:great!!!|
Texture Quality: |-4:what textures?||0:one/few colors||2:a tolerable texture||3:good||4=very good||5=Realistic!!!|
Animation Quality: |-5: Animations? where?||-1:That's an animation!?||1:repetitive looking, and rigid||2:not too bad...||3:good||4:smooth and pretty good||5:very realistic looking, maybe some slight issues...|
Can the AI play it: |-5:nope||0:yep|
Particle Effects: |0:don't see any.......||1:very basic or causes lagggggggg||2:not bad....||3:good||4:great||5:PERFECT!!!!|
New Icons: |-1:no||1=yes|
Icon Quality/Visibility: |-2: can't see the icons||-1:I can't tell what they are...||1: not bad...||2:good||3:how do you do that?!|
New music: |-1:no||1:yes|
Music Quality: |-1:bad||1:not bad...||2:good||3:great!|
Balanced: |-3:terrible||0: a little off, but still fun||1: balanced well enough||2:balanced perfectly!|
Platinum: 29+
Gold: 26-28
Sliver: 20-25
Bronze: 12-19
Stone: 6-11
Lead: 0-5
How about this?
Maybe a little too complex.........