I wonder how did this topic came to life... but since everyone says his country is the best...:
China started a world conquering war. Nations fall one by one, the USA soon collapsed, and the Chinese army was marching to Europe. At the Hungarian border, they found the Hungarian Army of 25.000 soldiers. The Chinese started laughing, and the Chinese general went to the Hungarian leaders:
-Hey, you, aren't you afraid of us? - he asked.
-Why would we be afraid of you? - replied the Hungarians.
-Because we have 30 million soldiers, and you have only 25 thousand.
The Hungarians looked each other shocked.
-Damnit, where will we bury 30 million dead Chinese???