Tell everyone your best jokes, here is a conversation me and Archmage had on steam
Never tell your password to anyone.
glest: XD
^3he: Want a joke?
^3he: when you fall in love, you usally fall in bed
glest: lol
^3he: its so much more fun in norwegian..
^3he: What is the longest word in the English language?
glest: 45 or 46 letters... hoild on
glest: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
^3he: wrong
^3he: SMILES, its a whole mile between the s`es
glest: damn
glest: that's good
^3he: Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
^3he: XD
glest: XD
^3he: now im copypasting
^3he: A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
glest: lol
^3he: what about this one
glest: XD
^3he: Seth: gabbe, arent you wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finer?
^3he: Gabbe: yes i am, i married the wrong woman..
glest: XD?
^3he: Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
glest: lol
glest: XD!
^3he: If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
glest: lol
glest: XD!
^3he: Nexst time DH uses this one ima post this
glest: YEA!!!
^3he: When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
glest: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^3he: A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
glest: Xd
^3he: A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
glest: Xd
^3he: A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
^3he: XD
glest: XD!
^3he: An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
glest: XD
^3he: Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
glest: XD
^3he: Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
^3he: I just loled hard!
glest: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^3he: Can i amke a topic with jokes on glest forum dear moderator?
glest: yea, in the off-topic section, dear user
^3he: right away!
glest: XD
glest: I can't wait to see what ppeople say
^3he: thats a postitive sir!
